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carcinoarachnids:

i thought of london england and went wait what

ur our hat tho)

if i went to the us you would be short one hat in the chat))

carcinoarachnids:

man u know what

i can become a cannibal if i want

fuck yeah new jersey )

u know what

i have quebec

quebec is full of crazy shit))

carcinoarachnids:

dont sass me)

don’t tell me what to do i live in the true north strong and free))

carcinoarachnids:

get one

better yet

sneak over the border

get a job

then they cant export you! )

but that means i have to stay in the us and i like canada))

turntabletrickster:

ahaha oh man!  i hope you’re reading something good right now to counter it.

I dont think anything can counter that story

If you can call it that

(Source: therapeuticprovidence)

carcinoarachnids:

i dont go curling

and im not supposed to have maple syrup

and i can go to Colorado for mountains and i can get sick

besides everytime i go on vacation i get sick

cant u guys come here ) 

no i don’t have a passport oops))

turntabletrickster:

why would you even do that?? 

I lost a bet

(Source: therapeuticprovidence)

carcinoarachnids:

therapeuticprovidence replied to your post: actually all of you should come to New Jersey…

no clearly you all need to come to canada because canada. ca-na-da.))

but i dont like hockey or maple syrup

or fake bacon or mayonnaise hamburgers) 

wow

we have curling too and maple syrup is great

plus we have mounties

who doesn’t like people on horses wearing red

and we don’t eat mayonnaise hamburgers that’s gross))

turntabletrickster:

hey no worries bro! i’m just glad you’re back at least. how’ve you been?

Im okay

Could be better could be worse

I think half of my brain melted from reading 21 chapters of My Immortal in a row

(Source: therapeuticprovidence)

doublesignlesslife:

…BEEN BETTER…

Well hopefully youll go back to being better soon

(Source: therapeuticprovidence)